Bert watches trends

Whenever Bert notices a new trend or sees something remarkable...

Since Bert sometimes acts as a real human not all material on this page is suitable for small children. Do not scroll down if you do not know the meaning of the words irony, cynicism and parody.

ELVIS is not dead!

Bert just forgot to wear his jump suit...

Trends.....

  • Patriotic swim wear...
  • Bert talking to US' nuclear security advisor.
  • Crocodile Munching seems the new Geek Sport (Only with Parental Guidance).
  • The Inter Continental Bert Missile (ICBM)
  • Robo Horse track...
The anti-fur lobby is becoming more violent.

Bert discusses political issues with a member of both "NO-FUR" and the "NRA".

That night Bert had rabbit stew for dinner.