Bert at IETF62,
Minneapolis, MN, USA
March 2005

Bert was ill from boredom
And although Bert was ill with boredome he could get himself to Skip the IETF All Day Dining Combo Specials ($9.95) and get his ass to Hell's Kitchen to get the the best Hamburger mortals can get their hands on.

(How come a Hamburger from a doomed place served by an Hell's Angel is so good it can serve as a God's proof?)

Visit Hell's Kitchen when you are in the neighborhood (anywhere between Miami and Seatle)!!!!