Read by Bert Certification

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Are you afraid your page does not stand out between all those other billions of pages that are available on the www?
Are you afraid that only robots indexing the web look at your pages?
Do you fear that no intelligent human being will ever get to see what you wrote?

No Need; Now there is the "READ BY" certification program.

With the "READ BY" certification you know that at least Bert has read the information on your page. Not by Robots, not by weird search engines, but by Bert. Resulting in hand maintained links.

	The following pages are read by Bert at some point in time While you here, read Bert's other pages as well.
		Prujem.cz for all your IPv6 needs (we think) ? At Bert's Universe Bert can be seen as beatle instead as Elvis The Lower East Side Mac UNIX users group... Bert will happily take his Mac to NYC. Evolution spawned off a new geek species... geek.nznog.org Bert wishes he had as much time as 'ph8' who maintains a daily log. The Silver Lake Linux User Group does not know yet Bert is a little BSD minded. Bert has his particular ideas about having FUN with Spammers If you regularly google for "hydroelectric power stations" you've seen this site. DJ Ernie (talking about DJs does anybody remember Sesamestreet Fever" the seminal 70s disco album)!?!
Net::DNS, the Net::DNS developer pages are read by Bert on a daily basis. O tempora, O mores! A Latin title, written in Spanish by a guy living in Germany. Get of my lawn you damn kids!!!! GrumpOps's daily view on life Geoff Huston's page (Note the certification button falling down the page) Bluniverse needless to say that this blogger comes from another planet. Patrik Fältström's Home page (another stupid domain name) Jakob Schlyter's homepage Dombo.org (Bert does not play bridge) Fraktured.Net by Wes Griffin (Who kidnaped Bert to make him read the page) Noomore.org From a guy who passed his driving license in 3 months and seem to have been to a Natalie Merchant concert... Fusix.nl Surf-Read-Listen, Bert sympathizes with Niels' taste for music. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..... Bert has just noticed this picture on a message board Jane + Ben find some comfort that Bert read their weblog... Ole's seminal organdemo page Anea is not a geek... but she likes to cook. Kurtis, our geek from Åland. Geek and Proud (with their terror allert level!!!) Nikster !!!! A little bear with its own certification program. The Dogs Bollocks... TrekkieMonster, received his certification unsolicited Sea Gipsy dreams about traveling the seven seas and blogs about those dreams.
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Be the n-th to join the program and get the "READ BY" button on your webpage. Send an email to Bert's Secretary . (Don't you forget to send that mail), wait for confirmation and then:

Add the 'read by' button by pasting the following:

The 'button' looks like this:

Bert will need to know about your page. And since Bert actually reads your pages it may take a while before a link is added. If Bert turns away in disgust or incomprehension then he will not read your page and a link will never occur. Bert will have a preference for Geek pages and he dislikes anything that vaguely resembles advertisements.

Feel free to use this idea, I do not take it that seriously.. create your own "Read By" button and your own certification page. Give Bert some credit by linking to this page.

Read by Bert

The following pages are read by Bert at some point in time