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Bert Goes Places

We all know Bert; his long nightly conversations with his buddy are legendary. But few of us know that Bert has a day-job as Internet trend watcher. Here we witness the trend watcher watching trends and occasionally having a good time.
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Bert had a suit tailored in Bangkok.

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Bert's Hottest Kiss
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Bert meets the stars

Bert with well known Geeks at IETF, RIPE, Nanog etc. etc....

Tools,
a collection of useless tools
Scientific breakthrough:
CONSUMADRIN
and important chemical compound!
Landmarks
a collection of the finest places Bert visited

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Old News

Early April 2006, The Nomcom appointed Bert as member of the IAB.
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Site Creation by Bert's Secretary at the Secret Working group office. Send us a mail if you acquire pictures of Bert during his distant travels. Bert goes places was inspired on the movie: "Amélie" or better "Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain" by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and the somewhat legendary 'Bert is Evil Site' (We are here to prove that Bert is a serious professional). All the images are ment as satirical parody on the industry, muppets and life in general. Only one picture on this site contains a superposition of Bert. A few pictures have been 'retouched' to remove body-parts of the secretary.
'Bert goes places' is not affiliated with Sesame Street. Sesame Street deserves all your moral support, they do Good Things (TM). The hoster of this site is not responsible for its content.