Bert Goes Places We all know Bert; his long nightly conversations with his buddy are legendary. But few of us know that Bert has a day-job as Internet trend watcher. Here we witness the trend watcher watching trends and occasionally having a good time.
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Bert Goes Places

 We all know Bert; his long nightly conversations with his buddy are legendary. But few of us know that Bert has a day-job as Internet trend watcher. Here we witness the trend watcher watching trends and occasionally having a good time.
This is the IPv4 variety of the site. You'll see turtles if you get here using IPv4

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    Site Creation by Bert's Secretary at the Secret Working group office. Send us a mail if you acquire pictures of Bert during his distant travels. Bert goes places was inspired on the movie: "Amélie" or better "Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain" by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and the somewhat legendary 'Bert is Evil Site' (We are here to prove that Bert is a serious professional). All the images are ment as satirical parody on the industry, muppets and life in general. Only one picture on this site contains a superposition of Bert. A few pictures have been 'retouched' to remove body-parts of the secretary.
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